One Liners courtesy my friend Arvind Anche,
One Liners courtesy my friend Arvind Anche, I particularly love the 7th one...whatever you do, youll regret it later. ha ha ha.......
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A childs greatest period of growth is the month after youve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without. But whatever you do, youll regret it later.
8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
10. Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me.
12. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.
13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
14. Youre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !!





